Today, We're Looking Through The Cubic Window
Works under consideration: 6
Dark Angels in my soul: 1
Films to write: 1
JazzZombies in my garden: 76 (they’re back from Brighton, well most of them)
Widgets to create: #107. A Hulk Hogan/Wonder Woman Widget for cleaning the bathroom, looking damned sexy and frightening away gun crime.
Currently I have six comedy sketches out there. Fingers crossed, chakras primed, lamb chop sacrificed to the god of mint, secret message written under my eyelid, a quick message to the United Nations, and not forgetting my lucky rabbit foot (I have four of them and they’re called Fang, or CV *Fang to give him his full name).
Now I’m on holiday and writing ten pages of a screen play [SEE ‘Join The Dot']. I’m happy with the idea, so today is writing an outline and then the beats. All by next Saturday then I can continue my master plan to take over google, the internet, and very important commissioning executives HAHA!
TODAY
We will be looking through the cubic window.
INT/DAY
AN EMPTY THEATRE. PABLO PICASSO STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMPTY STAGE STARING AT THE ARCHITECTURE. ENTER A SENIOR NON COMMISSIONED OFFICER OF THE BRITISH ARMY, RSM W. JONES.
S/FX MARCHING FEET
RSM:
That man there! What are you looking at?
PICASSO:
I was looking at the patterns of light, the texture of the space, and feeling the energy of those who have gone before in this temple of performance.
RSM:
Stand up straight when I’m abusing you!
PICASSO LEANS TO ONE SIDE
RSM:
I said stand up straight you ‘orrible specimen you!
PICASSO:
If you were to lean as well.
THE RSM, TAKEN ABACK, LEANS
PICASSO: (cont.)
You will see I am straight.
THE RSM LEANS BACK TO THE PERPENDICULAR
RSM:
What’s the matter with you man? Are you an ARTIST!
PICASSO:
A humble painter.
RSM:
Why do you want to go and do something like that when you could be out their marching, fighting, and generally strutting like a GOD!
PICASSO:
Well apart from the fact that I can always have a lie in and I enjoy creating beauty, I’m world famous, very rich, and I get to shag some of the worlds most beautiful woman.
RSM:
BASTARD!
- END -
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to persuade one of my cats, ‘Agent Scar,’ that the RSPB** are bound to reject his application for membership.
* I lied Fang is in fact a lucky black cat.. HaHa!
** Royal Society for the Protection of Birds
Labels: Hulk Hogan, JazzZombies, Picasso, Widgets, Wonder Woman
posted by JimKin @ 10:29 am
4 comments
4 Comments:
I knew I did right in hunting you down. If you're going to own the world (the Internet IS the world, right?) I wouldn't mind taking the part of "Evil Right-Hand Sycophant". I could do it, too. I've been practicing.
PS Tell Agent Scar that my Sheikh is no doubt trying to get a group together - he's been looking at me sideways a lot, lately.
I think 'Evil Right-Hand Sycophant' aka 'The Broad' would suit...
Erm
JIMKIN HOLDS HIS CHIN AND PONDERS ON THE DANGER OF CAT FAMILIARITY...
more anon...
You have a "Jim", too (I mean a "Jim II")!!! I know and love a "Jim". It's destiny. It must be.
Yours,
The Broad.
Dear Broad,
I have several Jims. Currently I'm keeping the majority in check (well for a couple of days until I've finished this F$*^ing script)!
Later all the Jims came out to play.
BTW should there be four cats of the apocalypse?'
JimKin
Purveyor of Caped Cats
Since 2005
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