Lost out and in the Country

Works under Consideration: 4
Cigarettes Appreciated: 8

4Laughs Caption Contest
My caption was not quite there and I cry like a wolf at a Tom Hanks movie.

My caption was 'What queuing stunt shortage?'

In The Country
Tartan thermos flask, haystack, cows in a field, a rickety style, Ordanance Survey Map, a picnic....

sorry...

I was rambling.

Now for some 'Tears on a guitar.'