Super Glue and Troggs

SUPER GLUE
I woke up this morning and thought of ridding the world of evil. Wasn't quite sure how to do this only armed with an alarm clock and a pillow. Till I spied a tube of super glue. So I've had a very merry day super gluing all the mad, sad and too glad.

In this order:

The Big Brother House - Super glued to a variety of leopards.

Tony Blair - Super glued him to a Pope on a Rope.

George W. Bush - Super glued him to a pretzel.

Osama Bin Laden - to a dove

Madonna - A golden mirror.

Prince Edward - Manhood.

THE TROGGS TAPE
Then I remembered what I was listening to last night. The Troggs Tapes. Which cheered me. Not heard it? Click on the link above and download. You will ache with laughter as Reg Presly and gang make a hit. This is supposed to have been the inspiration for Spinal Tap.

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