Are Those My Feet?

Yes they are and they are very naughty. I've caught them several times taking me outside for a cigarette. God bless the great British sense of smoking outside.

People say to me "Jim you're bald."

But when I explain what happened to my hair they laugh on the other side of their faces (tried that once and tickled my own ear). And I say:

"Well I gave my hair to charity in 1997 and it's currently roofing a barn in Malawi."*

If you gave away a part of your body what would it be?





*I get a postcard now and then.