More Hair

DANNY: Is your wife* blond?

JIM: I can't be sure.

DANNY: How long have you been together, in need, in delightes, sharing the same breath, triumphing against the hordes of BMW conscious X3 drivers that play tennis?

JIM: That's a long sentence.

DANNY: So what colour is her hair?

JIM: I don't know. She always wears a hat.

DANNY: A hat?

JIM: Well a motorcycle helmet. She was deeply affected by a storm in 1989.

DANNY: I see.

JIM: Of course it might not be her that turns up in bed every night.

DANNY: I'm leaving this blog.

JIM: See you tomorrow

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* BTW I'm not married