Struggle, Sketches, and a Bucket of Coffee

Works under consideration: 6
Facebook Friends: 25
Cigarettes Adored: Too Many
Innocent Thoughts: 0

STRUGGLE
The pain of sitting here trying to come up with ideas. Nothing interesting is coming into my head. It’s hollow, the muse has bolted and I’m sitting here with only my breathing for company. Still it could be worse. I could be Hazel Blears.

SKETCHES
All I want is to come up with five good ideas for sketch pitches for the Channel 4 4Laughs competition for The Friday Night Project. All I’m getting is Harry Potter, Gordon Brown, Cash for Honours, crucifixion, Tony Blair as a Suicide Bomber, Weapons of mass smoking.

Here are the top three ideas
1. Tony Blair on his first suicide bombing mission
2. Gordon Brown interviewing Maddona on her bid to become the Minister of Suffering (with a hair shirt designed by Dolce and Gabbana). Possible reintroduction of cruxifiction for having Namby Pamby ideas.
3. Pete Doherty doing a line of raisins.

A BUCKET OF COFFEE
See! Something to go on but not quite there. Still a bucket of coffee, a smoke, and some righteous indignation at the nanny-state-caring-for-honours-and holidays-in-Tuscany-with-some-friends-who-happen-to-own-large-parts-of-the-media should re-engage the muse. And you banned smoking in the pub – You Bastards!

Coming up
The final five ideas pitched to Channel 4 4Laughs (sometime…erm…soon).

Pip! Pip!