...is escapling to Dyslexia

All that clutters is gold

Works under consideration: 19
Dark Angel: Rejoined
Interruptions: Banditos
State of Mind: Atlas Does Dallas
Comedy WordMix: Peep-Show, Peep-Hole, Peep-Deep, Leap-Beep, Flip-Dip


Introduction
I’d like to introduce you to Spen. Part Guitarist, part Internet-WebGuru and part Klingon (in a nice sort of sharing way). He is helping and sharing my plan for World Domination via the WebInternetThingy and stealth marketing…Hence the picture above, which is really my desk, with my bits and bobs and will form the basis of a Web site which will bring me wealth and power or, well…a little recognition and folkychaps wishing to purchase or even commission my sillywritingviBE.

Spen took many pictures of the desk and of me. I might be brave and post my face such as it is…

S/FX: THE SOUND OF A CRICKET BALL BOUNCING ON A WELL OILED STRIP OF WILLOW.

JOSE:
Si. You woz OUT!

ALICANTE
It never touched me!

CWiW:
What are you two doing in my blog?

JOSE:
We were looking for somewhere flat to practice our off drives.

ALICANTE:
And the cover drive.

JOSE & ALICANTE:
SI!

THE BANDIDOS LAUGH AND TUG AT EACH OTHER’S MOUSTAGES

CWiW:
How many times do I have to tell you I’m not interested in cricket and the pair of you should be doing something Bandit like and not running a breakdown service in a small Buckinghamshire village!

JOSE & ALICANTE:
You bad man.

JOSE:
You have the right kind of face for film.

ALICANTE:
Si! Thirty days of Jim.

THE BANDITOS ROLL ABOUT THE BLOG. TIPPING IT SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT AND ALMOST KNOCKING OVER A BLOG ABOUT FISHING IN MADAGASCAR

CWiW:
Are you suggesting that I am a Vampire?

JOSE:
No we’re saying you plain ugly for a good month!

ALICANTE TAKES UP GUARD. JOSE LOBS AN EASY BALL

S/FX: THWACK! CRASH.

CWiW:
Right I’m calling the Vicar.

JOSE & ALICANTE:
Please Bozz! Not the Holy Jo!

CWiW:
Yes and I’m sure he’ll bring a very deaf nun. So you could be on the Rosary all night.

THE BANDIDOS RUN SCREAMING OUT OF THE CWiW BLOG AND STRAIGHT INTO A FASHION BLOG DEDICATED TO THE LATE WORKS OF LAURA ASHLEY.

- END -

That told them.

Work in Progress
I have a lot out there and I wonder if anything will come to anything. I should find out soon from the BBC7 show. Or maybe not. Nothing from the Channel 4 4Laughs site either. All together...

We shall overcome
We shall overcome
We shall overcome some day

Chorus:
Oh deep in my heart
I do believe
We shall overcome some day

Tune Next Blog
For a picture of JimKin, the secret of being funny (just a couple of things I’ve learned), and why I say “Sausages!” to myself when I see a particular Canadian dancer.