100 Comedy George W Bushes Chest Complaints

The Chest Complaint looked pale

Works under consideration: 0
Current Dominant Thought: My lungs are made of wood.

I’ve been away. First studying for a Internet-Thing Exam. Second because I fell foul of a serious chest complaint.

CHEST COMPLAINT:
I told you I was ill!*

I’ve just noted that I have sent out exactly 100 pieces of work for consideration since the start of 2007 and the result is exactly ‘0.’**

Still I’ve got my health, most of my hair,*** and a few good teeth for chewing on comedy producers.

CHEST COMPLAINT:
And a noxious cough! You idiot!

CWiW:
I told you I’m only going to smoke incense sticks from now on. No more tar, just a sense of harmony.

Next on the list is writing a 15 min Sit Com for a competition: Every1sacritic and resurrecting the idea of my own Comedy Company to do live stuff and film for Youtube, Comedybox etc.

Writing a Sitcom
I’ve written three sitcoms and done nothing with them. Now it’s time to get my work in front of Big Bad Comedy Producers, MAKE MILLIONS and endure the long-term-admiration-of-comedy-fans, erm.


Tune in next time
When I interrogate George W Bush using only a water-board, a Bedouin, and a picture of dead children.

Random Band Mix
The Beach Boys v Wu-Tang Clan

Their first album:
Enter The Beach Tang Clan - Hip-Hop Surfers

*A line also used on Spike Milligan’s Grave Stone
** ‘Many of Life’s failures are people who did not realise how close they were to success when they gave up.’
- Thomas Edison
*** I lied about the hair