'b' is for Band and 'S' is for 'Agent Scar'

Works under consideration: 3
Dark Angels in my sight: 1
Films to write: 1
Talking of rubbish: Yesterday’s Newspaper

'b' is for Band
I like music. Well I like REAL music. Well I like everything except JazzZombies. I have my own band. I don’t play in it but I have carried drum equipment behind and down the length of a very long London bar. And yes I did get to say it “I’m with the band.” The following is how I imagine my band goes about it’s everyday business.

b is the bass.
Spen is the guitar hero
Dave counts to four and repeats


INT/NIGHT
B’S FLAT

SPEN:
B?

B:
Yes Spen?

SPEN:
I think this is an excellent spot for a gig but a little small.

B:
We’re not actually there yet Spen. This is my kitchen.

SPEN:
Dave is a bit quiet. YOU ALRIGHT Dave?

DAVE: (shouting)
BANG! BANG! CRASH, CRASH, BANG, BANGBANG, BANG TINKLE!

SPEN:
Don’t tell me…

B:
I’m afraid so. He’s talking in pure drum kit again. I suppose it’s only to be expected after that incident with the Harry Potter book, the Marshall amp, and the Directors Commentary of Spinal Tap.

SPEN:
And the bolt of lighting. Well at least the floor is level.

B:
How can you tell?

SPEN:
Because our drummer is dribbling from both sides of his mouth.*

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More from ‘b’ and the chaps (BTW the band is called called HEAD, they are very real and I haven’t changed their names because they are guilty) another time.
I have a film to write (well ten pages and a half page synopsis) and ten days to do it in. Crikey!

'S' is for 'Agent Scar'
INT/NIGHT
JIM SLIPS INTO A SLUMBER. A CAT, ‘AGENT SCAR’ WANDERS PAST. LOOKS SUPERIOR AND WANDERS TO BED.

“ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz Hicc! ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

JIM: (waking up)
What was that?

AGENT SCAR: (sotto voce)
You just slept through your destiny human.

SCAR PURRS A LONG PURRR OF SATISFACTION AND EXITS CAT FLAP LEFT

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* Joke Homage No: 317
First attributed to John Lennon